Musings on Romance

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The Wake-Up Call by Beth O’Leary, narrated by Jessie Cave & Lino Facioli

The Wake-Up Call by Beth O’Leary, narrated by Jessie Cave & Lino Facioli. The story was better than the narration.

Illustrated cover with a pink background featuing a hotel reception desk with two empty chairs behind it.

Reviewed for AudioGals.

Narrated by Jessie Cave & Lino Facioli

I’ve been a fan of Beth O’Leary since The Flatshare (has anyone seen the TV series? It’s pretty good – not as good as the audiobook of course, but still, pretty good!) and have been looking forward to The Wake-Up Call since it popped up in my Audible search some months ago.

Izzy Jenkins and Lucas Da Silva both work at Forest Manor Hotel & Spa in the New Forest. In December 2021, Izzy sends Lucas a Christmas card confessing her infatuation with him. Lucas sends her a generic Christmas card in return. To make matters worse, when Izzy goes to the mistletoe where she hopes to meet Lucas, she see him kissing her flatmate.

Thereafter, Izzy is Team Not-Lucas. She will do anything she can to make his life difficult at work; something that’s pretty easy because she’s a little chaotic and is a firm believer that more is more and everything is better with sparkle and he’s all about order, data and minimalism. (One of Izzy’s many tortures of Lucas is to make him say “Booking Book”.)

It’s clear from the beginning that Lucas is a little lost as to why Izzy went from being nice to him in 2021 to being a witch in 2022. I had a suspicion that maybe his Christmas card from Izzy went astray but Izzy checked with “Poor Mandy” who delivered the Christmas cards and she definitely delivered all of Izzy’s cards, along with everyone else’s to the staff and guests at Forest Manor. (Poor Mandy is so-named because she is the third person on the reception desk and stuck between Izzy and Lucas’s animus. It doesn’t help she has a self-esteem problem and won’t stick up for herself.) Poor Mandy has been the Christmas Elf at Forest Manor for ages and Lucas definitely got a card from Izzy. So… what happened?

The main portion of the story takes place in December 2022 when the ceiling of Forest Manor has caved in and between that, the pandemic and some poor business decisions by the (beloved) owners, the Bartholomews, it’s looking very likely the hotel will shut in the new year. At the very least, some staff will need to be let go. Izzy and Lucas have even more reason for their rivalry now of course.

Over the next couple of weeks Izzy work both with each other and against each other and their latent attraction roars back to life. But Izzy can’t trust Lucas because he humiliated and betrayed her last Christmas. But… maybe a fling would work?

For Lucas’s part, he wants a lot more with Izzy but she doesn’t seem to want him back so he’s reluctant to fling with her because his heart is involved.

I think we all know where this is going.

But that’s pretty common with romance isn’t it? We know it’s going to end at the HEA – it’s all about the journey.

Beth O’Leary has a wonderful humour to her writing which works really well for me. This story is a little more than a big misunderstanding, although a frank conversation early on would have changed everything. As much as I enjoyed the story, I also admit misunderstandings aren’t my favourite.

I found the narration less engaging. Jessie Cave performed all of Izzy’s sections. She was a perfect Izzy and nailed the humour but she did not have any character voices really so there was basically no differentiation between Izzy and everyone else. Still, I enjoyed Ms Cave’s performance better than Lino Facioli’s.

Mr Facioli narrates all of Lucas’s POV and while he does have some character differentiation (a plus) I found his pacing and syntax a little off. I looked Lino Facioli up on the Google and he is in fact a Brazilian-English narrator so he should have been perfect for the role. Lucas is a Brazilian living in England after all. When Mr Facioli was delivering an English accent (as most of the rest of the cast required) he was fine but when he was speaking as Lucas – either by way of narrative or dialogue, he would put odd pauses in between words or phrases, where they didn’t naturally fit. There didn’t seem to be any particular reason for it – unless he ran out of breath maybe? (There was also some audible breathing which… no.)

The Wake-Up Call is full of wonderful quirky characters (other staff and guests of the hotel mainly) and Lucas and Izzy are genuinely delightful and completely belong together. The narration was not quite what the text deserved. However, the story kept me so engaged I was able to overlook most of my concerns and just go along for the ride.

 

Grade: B

Fighting the Pull by Kristen Ashley, narrated by Lance Greenfield, Stella Bloom & Joseph Discher

Fighting the Pull by Kristen Ashley, narrated by Lance Greenfield, Stella Bloom & Joseph Discher. Solid entry into the series but equally, I doubt it’s one I’ll revisit.

Sunset cityscape in top fifth, the rest of the cover is sea green fabric artfully folded on itself with the titles in pink over the top.

 

I’ve dipped in and out of the River Rain series but enjoyed Chloe and Judge’s book (Chasing Serenity) very much and was keen to see how Hale’s HEA was going to work. I also enjoy Stella Bloom and Lance Greenfield’s narrations so picking up Fighting the Pull on audio was an easy choice.

Hale Wheeler has inherited his father’s wealth and has been working almost non-stop to make the various businesses ethical and sustainable. He had a distant relationship with his dad and has a tense one with his mother. He has declared he will never marry. But then he meets Elsa Cohen.

Elsa Cohen has appeared in earlier River Rain books as the creator and face of “Elsa’s Exchange” a kind of Lainey Gossip/TMZ/Entertainment Tonight YouTube channel. Elsa had interviewed Hale’s mother live and unfortunately it did not go well. Hale’s mother (as we say in Australia) “stuck the boot in” to people Hale is close to and the fallout caused a lot of pain and damage. Elsa, for her part, learned never do to live interviews (she pulled the video before Hale’s found family asked her to) and has worked hard to lean away from the more sensational celebrity stories.

Hale ended up making a deal with Elsa: he would grant her an exclusive 1:1 interview if she laid off his family. Now, a year later, Hale wants to fulfill his part of the bargain.

When he and Elsa finally meet, sparks fly and, for reasons, Hale ends up accompanying Elsa to a dinner with her (mostly) toxic family as her fake boyfriend to get them off her back.

Then a misunderstanding keeps them apart for a few months until they have a simple conversation that sets the record straight.

Their relationship is fairly smooth sailing really; they get along well, are very compatible sexually and both are busy, ambitious people who are looking for ways to slow down a little. Elsa is on the cusp of a big streaming deal and is expanding so she doesn’t have to do as much herself. She’s even thinking of opening a West Coast studio. This would suit her relationship goals to as Hale is based in LA (in so far as he’s based anywhere – he travels a lot) and she is in New York.

However, Hale has baggage from his childhood and chooses a particularly bad time to have cold feet.

Meanwhile, there is a stalker and various family drama from Elsa’s side of the equation.

Fortunately (if somewhat unrealistically) it all comes right in the end and they’re all one big happy family by the time the credits roll.

There was one thing which I particularly noted in the story. Mild spoiler: One of the characters in the series is described, late in the book, as having suffered from CTE. In the novel apparently this was diagnosed prior to the character’s death. I was pretty sure that wasn’t possible but I googled to check. Here is the first result that popped up:

Currently, CTE can only be diagnosed after death through brain tissue analysis. Doctors with a specialty in brain diseases slice brain tissue and use special chemicals to make the abnormal tau protein visible. They then systematically search areas of the brain for tau in the unique pattern specific to CTE.

There are very good reasons why it could not have been diagnosed after the character died.

Artistic license I guess.

Moving on.

The narration is very good. Joseph Discher narrates some small sections from the point of view of Hale’s father, Corey Szabo, but most of the book is narrated by Lance Greenfield (Corey’s POV) and Stella Bloom (Elsa’s POV). Mr Discher’s narration was fine but it was also pretty brief so I didn’t have a lot to go on.

Mr Greenfield has a particular cadence to his voice which I suppose won’t work for some people but it works for me. I’ve heard him narrate some of my favourite Kristen Ashley books (Complicated is one example) and something about his performing style suits the way Ms Ashley writes so well.

Similarly, Stella Bloom has narrated numerous Ashley books – I don’t think it’s any kind of secret to say she also narrated the Rock Chick series, albeit under another name. Her voice is one I associate with Ashley books so it puts me right in the zone when I start listening.

Both Greenfield and Bloom are skilled narrators, with good tone and pacing and a keen sense of comedy and irony – something that works well for this author.

While I doubt I’ll end up revisiting Fighting the Pull in the future (unlike many other Kristen Ashley books in my library), I enjoyed the ride while it lasted.

 

Grade: B-

Not My Kind of Hero by Pippa Grant, narrated by Savannah Peachwood & Connor Crais

Not My Kind of Hero by Pippa Grant, narrated by Savannah Peachwood & Connor Crais. Entertaining contemporary about a newly-divorced single mother who moves to a Wyoming hobby farm to find herself and start again and the hot grumpy tenant renting the gatehouse at the end of her driveway.

Photo of the torso and lower face of a hot white guy with a neatly trimmed dark beard against a plain teal background. He's wearing a chambray shirt and dark pants. The titles are across his torso and the "Not" of the title has a line through it. Above his left shoulder is a pink lipstick kiss.

 

Not My Kind of Hero features a newly-divorced single mother who moves to the Wyoming hobby farm she inherited from her great uncle, to find herself and start again and the hot grumpy tenant renting the gatehouse at the end of her driveway.

Maisey Spencer used to be the on-screen comedic sidekick to her (now-ex) husband Dean’s home improvement show. But behind the scenes she used to do most of the work. Dean is clearly a jerk. Maisey tried to make her marriage work at the expense of being the parent she wanted to be to her daughter, Juniper (aka Juni). Now divorced, Maisey is determined to do right by Juni and put her first. Dean is disinterested in being a dad and is caught up in his new home improvement show with his new love interest.

Maisey inherited Wit’s End, a hobby farm in Hell’s Bells, Wyoming, from her great-uncle Tony. He had been the black sheep of the family but Maisey had spent some valuable time on the ranch as a teen and kept in touch (albeit sporadically) with Tony over the years. Regardless of the time they spent together, they did love each other. Also, Uncle Tony knew Dean was a jerk and expected Maisey would need a place to stay at some point in her life so he left her the farm. Which was prescient for Tony and lucky for Maisey.

Juni, aged 16 and a junior in high school, is not at all thrilled to be moving away from her friends and her familiar life. However, her old life wasn’t that great either to be fair; Juni’s friends all turned on her when Maisey’s mother was jailed for fraud (oh yeah, there’s that too). Still, Maisey has her work cut out for her to reconnect with Juni.

Flint Jackson is a high school teacher and handyman-type who is the go-to guy in Hell’s Bells when something needs doing. He rents the gatehouse at Wit’s End and has been looking after things and reporting to Maisey by email on necessary repairs, etc., in the year since Tony died. He was extremely close to Tony and judges her harshly for not attending Tony’s funeral and not visiting Tony when he was alive. Maisey apparently brings out the curmudgeon in Flint.

Flint is one of Juni’s teachers and her soccer coach. Because of a bad experience (he did nothing wrong or unethical) at a previous school, Flint has a firm “no dating the parent of a student” policy. As Flint quickly realises there is far more to Maisey than he believed from watching her old home improvement show and from his preconceptions about her, his attraction to her grows. But Juni is his student. Also, Juni hates him.

Maisey is working hard to build a life for herself in Hell’s Bells and find a place to belong. She particularly does not want to do anything which will unsettle Juni even more than she already is and she is determined to put Juni first – something she believes she failed to do for the previous six years or so as she tried to do and be what Dean wanted. As attracted as she is to Flint (once the initial tension over his preconceptions about her is dispelled), she won’t pursue a relationship and risk Juni feeling second best.

There are many quirky small town characters – Opal the local hairdresser and sage, Corey the owner of “Almosta Ranch” next door to Wit’s End and Earl, the local bear.

Tony had a reputation for taking in strays. Flint had been one of them and Maisey kind of is too. Maisey’s dream is to build a place for women who have to start again just like her and so she’s following in Tony’s footsteps.

The narration by Savannah Peachwood and Connor Crais is good, with both narrators differentiating characters well and clearly enjoying the quirky humour of the story.

There were a couple of intimate scenes where Maisey found her bliss very loudly and vocally. I’m not sure whether to feel sorry for Mr Crais for having to perform those sex noises or not but I did find them a bit cringe. I don’t have the book so I can’t read the scene to see whether it was the text or the narration, however. Regardless, they were a bit too much for this listener. Possibly luckily for Ms Peachwood, she didn’t have any of those scenes in her sections of the book.

Otherwise, the narration was smooth from both narrators, with good pacing and intonation.Not My Kind of Hero was an entertaining listen with solid narration from both performers.

Grade: B

Shanna by Kathleen E. Woodiwiss, narrated by Robin Miles

Shanna by Kathleen E. Woodiwiss, narrated by Robin Miles. I did not love the narration but the story held up pretty well, considering.

Old skool style bodice-ripper clinch cover featuring a shirtless dark-haired white man embracing a fair-haired white woman in a flowing white gown against in a tropical paradise.

 

Story holds up but narration was a little disappointing.

I have a confession. Shanna is on my keeper shelf. First published in 1977, it was one of those novels I cut my romance-reading teeth on, before I knew much of anything about anything. It’s, obviously, “old skool” romance. But, as these books go, it has much less of the more egregious or objectionable content than others and is, while still problematic, it is at least far less so than others from this author or of the time period.

Harper has released Woodiwiss’s novels on audio with new recordings. Each has a (long) foreword which talks about how the book is of it’s time etc etc. I didn’t listen to it. I know the book already so I knew what I was getting into.

Shanna is also a long book – the kind of sweeping story you don’t get much these days (there are reasons for that – some good, some not so much IMO) – my paperback is 656 pages and the audiobook, complete, with foreword, tops out at nearly 30 hours.

Shanna Trahern is the young, beautiful and wilful daughter of Squire Orlan Trahern (who is Welsh but you wouldn’t know that from the narration – more on that later). Squire Trahern owns a small island “Los Camellos” somewhere not terribly far from England. It takes about a week to sail there in an old-timey ship but it’s tropical. That’s what I know. He’s a wealthy and widowed merchant with a longing for grandchildren and so he’s very keen for Shanna to marry. Unfortunately for him, Shanna is picky and he eventually gives her an ultimatum: find someone she wants to marry within a year or he will do the picking for her. Shanna is not having it. She has found no-one suitable and so comes up with a scheme to flout her father’s will. There is a condemned prisoner in Newgate with the impressive surname of Beauchamp (pronounced “Beacham”; something I only know because of Outlander – English is stupid) but due to hang within the week. She offers a bargain to Ruark Deverell Beauchamp, a colonial from Virginia: in return for his name, she will make his final days easier. Ruark, makes his own amendment to the deal. He will marry Shanna, but he wants a true wedding night. She agrees.

The only dubious consent (between the love interests at least) in Shanna arises from this bargain. Shanna makes the deal but plans to renege. Her plan was for the reneging to occur before any hanky panky in the carriage after the wedding, but she mistimes her “rescue”. As it happens, Ruark takes her virginity but is unable to, er, finish, let’s say. Ruark doesn’t exactly force Shanna to consummate the marriage – he is far more persuasive than that and she is not immune to his charms. Still she doesn’t exactly give enthusiastic consent either. I viewed it as a kind of sex work – the book certainly references it as a bargain struck. YMMV.

After that, the sex is all fully consensual. And, for a mainstream book from 1977 there is a lot of it. It’s not explicit – there is an abundance of euphemism and the prose is a little purple but Shanna and Ruark are boning down pretty regularly throughout the story. There’s probably something a bit revolutionary about that deserving of its own op-ed but I don’t have time for it here so I’ll move on.

Shanna, believing Ruark duly hanged, returns to Los Camellos and her father a “widow”. Squire Trahern thus thwarted must respect her bereavement.

Only, Ruark, due to the machinations of a greedy gaoler and a corrupt man of business, has escaped the hangman’s noose and has instead been sold as a “bondslave” (a kind of indentured servitude) to none other than the squire himself.

It does not appear that Squire Trahern is a slave owner in the sense of the African slave trade. He does buy “bondslaves” by paying their debt following an auction and then, in return for their labour, paying them a wage and keeping some of it until the debt is repaid. The squire’s bondsmen are, from what I could tell, fairly well looked after, have autonomy in many ways and are not locked up (at least not once on Los Camellos) or restricted in a cell or anything like that. They can’t leave the island until their debt is paid but they have the run of the place. They are provided with clothing and a wage which I gathered was fair for the time (?) and they are given the ability to earn more if their work is good.

(Ruark is a very good worker and he quickly gets a number of pay rises. It doesn’t take long for Ruark to become the squire’s right-hand man when it comes to farming, and he is often found at the squire’s table for breakfast or dinner. The squire doesn’t have any qualms about sharing his dinner table with Ruark and demands Shanna treat him as a guest when he is there.)

There is talk in the book of “slaves” but they are, for the most part, indentured labour who are not permanently enslaved – here is how Wikipedia differentiates the two: indentured servitude of Irish and other European peoples occurred in seventeenth-century Barbados, and was fundamentally different from enslavement: an enslaved African’s body was owned, as were the bodies of their children, while the labour of indentured servants was under contractual ownership of another person.

Indentured servitude is definitely not something I endorse but in the setting and the society of the time, I give the squire some points for not using enslaved people from Africa which was sadly common at the time for landowners growing sugar cane.

Later in the book, there is one reference to “slave quarters” at the family home of Beauchamps but there is no other reference to slave labour, so it seemed to me this was a reference, again, to indentured servitude. I’m a bit rubbery on this though as there is a dearth of information about this in the text.

There are certainly problematic things in Shanna. Indentured servitude is bad. Owning a person, even “temporarily to pay off a debt” is bad. There is no such thing as a “good slaveowner”.

There are people of colour in the book, some of them servants. They all appear to be free people, treated well, respected and valued.

There is some language in the book which is objectionable, particularly in one section where there is a reference to a biracial person of colour by use of a euphemism which is not okay (starts with “m”, ends with “o”).

There are also repeated references to Native American people as “s__ages”. For the most part this notion is strongly refuted so there’s that, but still.

What I’m saying is that this book is not going to be for everyone and that’s totally fair. Possibly my love for the book stems from when I first read it and the ignorance I had then. But I felt like this book held up reasonably well, all things considered.

Anywho, Ruark comes to Los Camellos and there is a constant reminder to Shanna of a “bargain fairly struck but unmet”. Ruark doesn’t press her exactly. He’s just there, reminding her of her promise and that’s enough. He’s also gorgeous and she remembers those pants-feelings he gave her and is curious about where they may all lead. He’s also clever and quick. He designs things that make the worker’s lives better and make more money for the squire. He does odd jobs for locals in his free time. He’s actually a good guy she comes to admire for himself apart from anything else. Had they met in a more traditional manner she probably would have fallen head over heels for him.

Shanna’s battle isn’t really against Ruark. It’s against herself. Shanna had the idea of marrying a nobleman. Ruark was a convicted criminal. He denies powerful relations. He is currently a bondsman. That is not the ideal husband Shanna had in mind. Even after Shanna gives into her physical desires, she holds herself apart from him emotionally. It takes her an eon (well, about a year but it‘s a really long book!) to get with the program and admit her love. Ruark, for his part, loves her almost from the first (that is one of the best parts of the book.)

There’s a capture by pirates, travel to Virginia and revelations about whether or not Ruark was fairly condemned to hang (spoiler: he wasn’t) and who the bad guys are, revelations about connections between other cast members in the story, revelations to the squire about Shanna and Ruark’s true relationship (Orlan has no idea and it’s a messy story that starts in a gaol so that’s not a conversation Shanna has been looking forward to at all). And there’s a HEA. Of course.

The language is of its time, a little on the flowery side. Possibly I’d struggle to read it for the first time now, but the nostalgia is powerful and it brought back fond memories of the first time I read the book.

I had heard excellent things about Robin Miles and I had high hopes for the narration. I was disappointed. The narrative and her voice for Shanna were the best parts of it. She certainly had good pacing and delivered with expression and emotion. But there were many many accents required for this book and most all of the others were terrible.

Shanna was “shah-na” or “shan-a” (rhymes with manna) interchangeably for a while before settling on the latter (yay – that’s how I think it should be said). Ruark’s accent changed too – although to be fair, one of those changes was textual – he “affected an Irish brogue” for the squire when they first met. The Irish brogue was terrible though and it disappeared later without a trace. If the squire thought anything of it, it was never mentioned.

Ms. Miles is good at posh English accents. I’ll give her that.

Whatever accent she gave to Squire Trahern was like nothing I’d heard before – and not in a good way. It was certainly nothing approaching Welsh. It’s difficult to describe other than to say it wasn’t good. Squire Trahern is a large part of the book so it was impossible for me to get past it.

Hergus, Shanna’s maid, had a Scottish accent which was okay sometimes and very much not other times. Berthe, the housekeeper was Dutch but the accent given to her did not sound so to me. There were others.

The bad accents got in the way of my enjoyment of the listen. I admit I turned to my paperback for some of it and skipped ahead.

Ruark’s voice was okay sometimes and I got used to it. Shanna’s tone was a little older than her years, but I could get past that. What Shanna needed was a Davina Porter (sadly, retired, but all the best to her) or a Nicholas Boulton.

For those who want to revisit the story or try it for the first time, I’d recommend the paperback or ebook over the audio, sadly.

Grade: B-/C+

The Honeymoon Crashers by Christina Lauren with full cast narration

The Honeymoon Crashers by Christina Lauren, narrated by Adriana Sananes, Cynthia Farrell, Deacon Lee, Harry Shum Jr., Inés del Castillo, Jennifer Aquino, Jessica Marie Garcia, Kimberly Woods, Lee Osorio, Shaun Taylor-Corbett, Stephanie Németh-Parker & Tim Paige. The full cast recording was not what I expected (not in a good way) but I loved Harry Shum Jr’s performance.

Illustrated cover in orange featuring a champagne bottle, glasses and Hawaiian foliage.

 

I read the The Unhoneymooners recently and queued The Honeymoon Crashers up very soon after. In The Unhoneymooners, Olive and Ethan, the maid of honour and best man, respectively for their siblings Ami and Dane, end up on the honeymoon in Maui instead as the rest of the wedding party and all the other guests get horrible food poisoning. (Spoilers for The Unhoneymooners follow by the way.) Unfortunately, Dane ended up being a cheating dirtbag so the marriage went into the toilet too.

The Honeymoon Crashers takes place four years after the events of the first book and now, Olive and Ethan are getting married. Worried about the “Torres wedding curse” they decide to elope to Maui. But that’s not really what the couple wants and it’s certainly not how the Torres family works. Ami, ever the organiser, springs into action to get the family to Hawaii and organise a wedding in less than two weeks. In Maui, she meets Brody Keeton who is a friend of Ethan’s and who will be Ethan’s best man (Dane not being welcome in the wedding party for obvious reasons). Olive and Ethan ask that Brody help plan the wedding as he knows loads of people on the island and will help smooth the way given the tight budget and short notice.

Ami is initially less-than-thrilled to share the organising but Brody wins her over pretty quickly with his laid-back attitude and his buoyant sense of fun. There’s more to Brody than that – something has had him hiding in Maui for the previous six months and licking his wounds. In Ami and the wedding planning, Brody finds a delightful distraction and feels more like himself than he has in months.

The audiobook is novella length – just under five hours – and there is not a lot of time to fully develop a relationship. This is especially the case because it’s clear Brody is dealing with some heavy things. Those things are really only canvassed right near the end. To be completely honest, at about 38 minutes to go I was seriously wondering if this audiobook was going to be a kind of prequel. It wasn’t – there’s a solid HFN – but things were wrapped up very quickly. Brody and Ami could have used a little more time.

I usually enjoy a full cast narration and I expected to here. But I ended up being really confused by it. Usually in an audiobook, there is one narrator who does all the character voices or, two narrators who swap by POV – whoever’s POV the story is in, that narrator does all the narrative and dialogue for everyone and then when the POV shifts to the other protagonist, the other narrator takes over. Usually, with a full cast recording, the POV character’s narrator is responsible for the narrative/text and their own dialogue but all other dialogue is performed by a specific narrator cast for that particular role. And that’s what happened here – sometimes. I cannot for the life of me work out why this was so, but there were other times in the listen where Harry Shum Jr narrated entire sections including all dialogue (ie Ami’s too) or when Jessica Maria Garcia read another section and did all the dialogue (Brody’s, Diego’s). Then it would swap back to the full cast and vice versa. It wasn’t even chapter by chapter! It was just… sometimes it would be one way and sometimes it would be another and it was super weird.

I very much enjoyed Harry Shum Jr’s performance. He nailed Brody’s laid-back nature and sense of humour and, even though I was confused it was even present in the audiobook, I liked his female character voices. Mr. Shum Jr should definitely narrate more romance audiobooks is what I’m saying.

I didn’t feel the same way about Jessica Maria Garcia. (I believe she narrated Ami – except when it was Harry Shum Jr doing it that is. There’s a short video clip on the author’s website where Harry Shum Jr and Ms Garcia introduce themselves so it stands to reason they voice the main characters. I can’t be 100% sure though so apologies if I’ve got that wrong. I couldn’t find anywhere an actual cast list (Graphic Audio does this really well publishers please note). Anyway, Ms. Garcia’s volume was all over the place; sometimes she was too yell-y and other times her volume was less than a whisper, making it impossible to hear. Still other times, her voice trailed off so words were lost. Sometimes she spoke too quickly (seriously, one time she said “raw seafood” and it sounded like “rossi food” and it took me a minute to clue in).

The other narrators were all fine; there wasn’t a great deal from any one of them so I can’t really say more than that they did a good job.

I would like someone to explain to me the decision making involved in the way the narration style chopped and changed throughout the listen – I don’t even know what to call it. I mean, if you have a full cast – why not use it??

Grade: B-

Even if the Sky is Falling by Taj McCoy, Farah Heron, Lane Clarke, Charish Reid, Sarah Smith & Denise Williams

Even if the Sky is Falling by Taj McCoy, Farah Heron, Lane Clarke, Charish Reid, Sarah Smith & Denise Williams, narrated by Adenrele Ojo, Soneela Nankani, Karen Murray, Marissa Hampton, Donnabella Mortel, Joy Beharie & Teddy Hamilton. Loved the premise and there were some real gems in the anthology.

Cartoon cover of a midnight blue night sky. In the foreground a good looking Black MF couple are in a clinch, kissing. It's got a Disney vibe to it.

 

Even if the Sky is Falling is an anthology of stories by BIPOC authors which all have the same basic premise: an alarm blares alerting everyone that some space junk (or worse) is imminently going to crash into the earth and everyone should take shelter. Only the people in the first story know that it’s a false alarm and there’s no risk. Each story takes the forced proximity trope and the setup and takes it somewhere different. I love this idea; it’s illustrative of how romance itself is so diverse – just because the ending is the same doesn’t mean the stories are. Here the premise is the same but the stories are all very different.

Some of the stories are Black romance, others feature at least one character of colour, most are MF, one is FF. It’s difficult to talk about each story in detail here but I’ll at least mention each one briefly.

Taj McCoy’s All the Stars, narrated by Adenrele Ojo, kicks things off and sets up the world. NASA employees are putting the finishing touches on a nationwide emergency alert system for space debris, part of a wider worldwide effort. An accident happens and the alarm goes off. This story was the weakest of the anthology for me; the incompetence of the character who messes up (neither of the love interests fortunately) was astounding; I didn’t get how, in a team of four, the FMC and the MMC had so much downtime; especially as the FMC was the Team Leader. When the crap hit the fan why was she able to go for a nap rather than pitch in to help? This novella also featured a second chance trope and I found the reason for the break up unconvincing – I’m not sure the MMC deserved to be given that second chance. The narration was very good though.

Keep Calm and Curry On by Farah Heron, narrated by Soneela Nankani, was in my top two novellas from Even if the Sky is Falling. Set in a large undercover market, the protagonists, both of Pakistani heritage and the children of immigrants and former best friends each have a food truck. Their dads are no longer friends but can Tariq convince Maya that their generation doesn’t have to be at odds? Can Maya’s Masala Girls food truck coexist beside Tariq’s Curry Junction? Do they need to be in competition? There is also a hot guy in a Henley with the sleeves pushed up and a (the same) hot guy reading a romance novel! (I believe it’s a Tessa Dare book but it’s never named). There’s also a cat. I haven’t listened to Soneela Nankani before but her narration was excellent. She had great characterisation and bought into the somewhat meta nature of the story, adding a touch of humour to those beloved tropes so it never edged into too much.

My Lucky Stars by Lane Clark, narrated by Karen Murray is the only queer romance in the anthology. The only two Black girls in their law school class do not get along. Jones is prickly and aggressive, Diana is not. Enemies to lovers is something of a tricky trope for me at the best of times; I don’t like it when characters are mean to each other. Here, Jones was pretty mean to Diana and I didn’t really like her which made it difficult for me to root for them as a couple. I figure that people who don’t struggle with E2L will like this one a lot better than me. The narration was good though. Karen Murray is also a new-to-me narrator but I’d happily listen to her again.

Bunker Buddies by Charish Reid, narrated by Marissa Hampton was my other favourite of the anthology – my first story from this author. A bookshop owner with a bunker underneath (inherited from his prepper grandad) has been crushing on a customer for months. A university professor who keeps coming to the bookshop to order obscure books just to have an excuse to see said hot bookseller happens to be the only customer in the shop when the siren sounds. All alone together in the bunker while the world may or may not be ending. All that unresolved sexual tension has to go somewhere, right? The only thing that let this one down was the speed of the narration. Ms. Hampton’s pacing was too fast for me. Otherwise, her characterisation and voice differentiation were very good.

Interlude narrated by Sarah Smith, narrated by Donnabella Mortel – a composer and jingle writer spends the maybe-end of the world in her basement with her cat and the hot contractor who, when the alarm went off, was at her house to give her a quote on replacing her kitchen cabinets. I found this difficult to get into because precious word count was wasted on things which didn’t really matter. There was too much time spent on things which didn’t really impact the story and it made my eyes glaze over a bit. On the other hand, the narration was great. Ms. Mortel is another narrator I’ll be looking for again. The story didn’t work super well for me but she kept me entertained nonetheless.

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better by Denise Williams, narrated by Joy Beharie & Teddy Hamilton was another that suffered (for me at least) as a result of the enemies to lovers start of the story. I’m not sure I really bought why she didn’t like him in school when he didn’t do anything beyond being related to the founder of the university. Trapped in an empty college together, the pair eventually work their way through the misunderstandings that plagued their school years (I’m also not a fan of the Big Mis) and find their way to a HFN – and likely HEA. The narration by both performers was very good, with solid tone, pacing and emotion. It’s difficult to say new things about Teddy Hamilton – AudioGals readers know he’s a favourite here!

Like many anthologies, Even if the Sky is Falling was a bit of a mixed bag but I loved the premise and I did find some new-to-me authors and narrators to follow which was an even bigger plus.

Grade: B/C

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